So Not Classy

WHEN I’M NOT STRESSING OUT ABOUT HOW MUCH WORK I HAVE

WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE LIMITED CAREER OPTIONS MY MAJOR HAS

HOW I FEEL WHEN I READ HEMINGWAY

HOW I FEEL ABOUT NUDITY

TRYING TO STAY AWAKE DURING MY 3:00 CLASS

WHEN I’M TOO HONEST

WHEN MY FRIEND CALLS HER HOOK-UP HER BOYFRIEND

WHEN MY FRIEND REFUSES TO ACCEPT THE REALITY OF HER RELATIONSHIP

WHEN I TRY TO GET MY FRIENDS TO DRINK AS MUCH AS I DO

They’re like:

WHEN I DON’T GO OUT ON A SATURDAY